WE DON'T EXIST

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Our Story

As a record label We Don't Exist - if we did our sole client would be wendsday.

But we don't. For now.

If you're looking for wendsday you can leave word with the 15th-century Victorian ghost at reception.

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Meet the Team

We Don't Exist but this is the team that makes our label special.

FOUNDER

Chester 'The Boss Hog' Bossly

Oilman turned record mogul, The Boss Hog is notorious for his signature 'blood ink' artist signing pen and crocodile skin underwear.

MANAGING DIRECTOR

Blake Bossly

The beloved adoptive son of The Boss Hog (Chester does not have a bossin' sperm count) Blake does cocaine all the time. In his very limited spare time, you can find Blake plotting to usurp his father by any means necessary.

A&R HEAD

Patrick Bateman

With ears as sharp as an axe, our Head of Cashing Cheques and Snapping Necks is known to keep the heads of artists who don't sign with us in his freezer - next to the sorbet.

Charmaine Snaketooth

VP OF COMMUNICATIONS AND GROUPTHINK

When our artists are in trouble because of an old problematic Facebook post, Ms Snaketooth is who they turn to. Charmaine grew up wrastlin' dingoes which is why our stable of musicians always love her campaign ideas.

WE DON'T EXIST

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