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WE DON'T EXIST

About

Our Story

As a record label We Don't Exist - if we did our sole client would be wendsday

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But we don't. For now. 

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If you're looking for wendsday you can leave word with the 15th-century Victorian ghost at reception. 

Meet the Team

We Don't Exist but this is the team that makes our label special. 

Charmaine

Charmaine Snaketooth

VP OF COMMUNICATIONS AND GROUPTHINK

When our artists are in trouble because of  an old problematic Facebook post, Ms Snaketooth is who they turn to. Charmaine  grew up wrastlin' dingoes which is why our stable of musicians always love her campaign ideas. 

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